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Post by Venomclaw on Jun 20, 2010 21:29:23 GMT -6
diediediediediediediedie DIE!!!!!!! -Venomstar said insanely rocking back and forth-
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Post by Wildstar on Jun 20, 2010 21:34:30 GMT -6
Emotions were swelling in the pit of Wildstar's stomach like a hurricane. Her world was swilring around like an ice cream cone being distributed at the local Dairy Queen. Dragonflies were popping out of the rocks and humming sweet little tunes.
Suddenly, Wildstar could fly.
"Oh....no...I CAN'T GET BACK DOWN! SOMEONE HELP!" she screamed.
(She is on the ground. xD)
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Post by Darkstar on Jun 20, 2010 21:36:09 GMT -6
"Wildstar!" Darkstar screamed. "You are on the freaking ground." She marched over, leaving her lover behind. "Give me your freakin' catnip, foo!"
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Post by Venomclaw on Jun 20, 2010 21:37:13 GMT -6
Fly free little birdy! or DIE!!
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Post by Wildstar on Jun 20, 2010 21:38:25 GMT -6
What was that bloated clown fish doing?! She was stealing Wildstar's pot of gold! She tried to egt down and fight her, but she kept floating upwards into the sky.
"Leave my gold alone! I'd rather DIIIIE!" she screamed.
"N-noooo! I'm in the suuun!" she said, and she neared the sun.
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Post by Darkstar on Jun 20, 2010 21:42:00 GMT -6
Darkstar looked up at Wildstar. Yes, Darkstar's clan thought she was insane. If they spent a day with Wildstar, they would see that she was actually sane. "You little kit! You aren't flying, and this isn't gold. This is for your own good!" Darkstar took the catnip and started to dig a hole that she could place it in.
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Post by Venomclaw on Jun 20, 2010 21:41:44 GMT -6
Here comes the sun, do-do-do! Here comes the sun!
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Post by Venomclaw on Jun 20, 2010 21:43:08 GMT -6
-Venomstar got up, flew by and stole the catnip.- This will kill the tree!
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Post by Darkstar on Jun 20, 2010 21:46:26 GMT -6
Darkstar blinked at the leader who was a little mental. Did he really think that the tree could eat something? Of course he did. "Mr. Tree. Don't eat that. Wildstar will fly after you."
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Post by Venomclaw on Jun 20, 2010 21:48:26 GMT -6
Venomstar began smacking the tree with the catnip repeatedly. It wasnt working! "THE NIP HAS FAILED ME!!!!"
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Post by Wildstar on Jun 20, 2010 21:51:30 GMT -6
Suddnely, she was hearing popping noises. It felt as though bugs were crawling under her skin, leaching at her innards. Buzzards. Monkeys. The answer was clear now; if she wanted to get to the ground, she would have to sing the magic song.
"Oh, you little bells thought you could bamboozle the stars that were wiggling in my ears, didn't you?!" she spat. "DIDN'T YOU?" She would stand no more of this foolishness.
"The last time I freaked out, I just kept lookin' down! I s-s-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinkin' 'bout! Just like I couldn't breath! It's like I couldn't see! My best friend, Leslie, said 'oh she's just bein' Miley'!" she sang.
And she touched the ground.
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Post by Venomclaw on Jun 20, 2010 22:03:34 GMT -6
Venomstar fell to the BOTTOM OF THE SEA.
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Post by Wildstar on Jun 20, 2010 22:06:51 GMT -6
What was this female dog up to?! He had given her gold away to some tree.
That was it. She had to go the the bottom of the sea.
She swam like the dickens and spotted Venomstar. She pounced on him.
"Hockey puck is a bad word!" she said.
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Post by Venomclaw on Jun 20, 2010 22:09:16 GMT -6
Venomclaw sang! "Our Chinese cook, he grabbed all he could took, He say, "no storm is stoppin' me!" he made fricassee of a sea anemone. Down at the bottom of the sea. I turned to my first officer and i said, "what have you got to say to me?" well, he turned and said, "im in over my head." down at the bottom of the sea.
A she-Kraken, lurkin' under my men, looked up at their legs hungrily. She counted eight so she thought she found a mate. Down at the bottom of the sea. They kicked and they fought but it was all for naught 'cause she just wouldnt set 'em free. She had them taught in a tight sailor's knot. Down at the bottom of the sea.
CHORUS:
Some men call to GOD, when their number's up. Some cry for their mums. I just lement all these barrels of wasted rum!
Seaman Shaft, we all knew he was daft. His story dont end happily. He drifted by with a fishgig in his eye. Down at the bottom of the sea. Down at the bottom was treasure galore, but gaurding it so greedily was an angry horde of skeletons with swords down at the bottom fo the sea.
(CHORUS)
Down at the bottom of the we're at the bottom of the stuck at the bottom of the deep, dark, crazy-a--ed fish dwellin', between the devil and the deep blue sea."
<That was Bottom of the Sea by Voltaire.>
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Post by Wildstar on Jun 20, 2010 22:11:20 GMT -6
"ENOUGH OF YOUR PISH POSH LAWN MOWING! GIMME MY DANG NIP!" she spat.
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