Post by Nightheart on Jul 15, 2009 1:14:56 GMT -6
Ok heres the scoop, my mom talks in her sleep & if you talk to her she will answer you! Ok well she is sleeping in my bed cause her room "stinks" like a skunk.......well she just got up to use the restroom & I was talking to her, and she was talking back to me (she had also just spilled water on my bed! Grrr.......... 
) ! I said "Why did you spill water on my bed?" & I think she said "What water, shut the F*** up!" & I said "Mom you are grumpy when your asleep." & she said "Well your grumpy when your awake-asleep!" I started to laught at this point........... then she tryed to get up but fell back down on the toilet seat.............so I helped her get back into my bed & then she goes "I am not usualy 'drunk' mom...." & I said, "Mom your not drunk, your just half asleep, now go to bed." then she said "I am not usualy like this" & so to make her stop talking to me & go to sleep I said; as I patted her foot (I was leaving my room) "Of course your not mom, of course not....." Then I left & came here to tell ypu guys what happened.
) ! I said "Why did you spill water on my bed?" & I think she said "What water, shut the F*** up!" & I said "Mom you are grumpy when your asleep." & she said "Well your grumpy when your awake-asleep!" I started to laught at this point........... then she tryed to get up but fell back down on the toilet seat.............so I helped her get back into my bed & then she goes "I am not usualy 'drunk' mom...." & I said, "Mom your not drunk, your just half asleep, now go to bed." then she said "I am not usualy like this" & so to make her stop talking to me & go to sleep I said; as I patted her foot (I was leaving my room) "Of course your not mom, of course not....." Then I left & came here to tell ypu guys what happened.
