Choice Story Game!

[Dreamwish]

D

Well, now your screwed. Then *gasp* a friendly tiger appears out of nowhere. Whelp, now a magic broom appears out of nowhere. Wow, this house is really weird.

A. Get on the broom. No turning back
B. Ride the tiger.
C. Whack the tiger with the broom.
D. Sing Katy Perry's hit song, Roar, out of nowhere.

[Fallenmist]

D

Yay! Turns out you suck at singing love! You somehow managed to make the over exceedingly friendly tiger angry, he now grabs the broom and breaks it before dropping one half by your feet and challenging you with the other. What do ya do now?

A: Pick up the other half and have a 'duel' with the tiger. (En Garde!)
B: Sing a different song? (Do ya wanna build a snowman?!)
C: Run away screaming! (Ahhhhhhhhh! mommy!)
D: Sweet talk the tiger like its a little kitten...(Good kitty. Here kitty kitty kitty. Who's a handsome boy?)

[Sweetpaw]

A.


You fence the tiger, who somehow finds a pair of boots and a cape, and are so into the duel you barely notice your surroundings. Now the hallway is gone and your balancing on a thin path, the area around you dropping into a pit of darkness. Its life or death now, and you swing your broom at the tiger one last time before you begin to wobble. The narrow path isn't a path at all, but a long stick, and it cracks underneath you. Uh oh.


A. Scream and flail around in terror.
B. Freeze up, hoping it won't break if you stay still.
C. Start jumping up and down. (whhhyyyy would you do that?!)
D. Continue your epic clash of broom sticks.

[Fallenmist]

D
Okay, so like a boss in a movie, you continue your fight with the tiger, feeling the stick breaking under your weight. You manage to knock the tiger(like the cat in boots from shreck) over the edge, but as you do so your shift of weight breaks the thin surface and you plummet to your doom. Fortunately on your way down there is a very spiky looking plant, how that got there you have no idea...And there is also another crack with that same slippery substance from earlier, and so it may be hard to grab. You hear a splash from below and notice that at the bottom there is a river of which the tiger fell into, with rock ledges on either side. What now?

A} grab the spiky branch.
B} ignore the spiky branch and go for the oozing crack instead because you don't want to cut you hand.
C} take your chances and fall into the river, hoping you won't land on the ledge(and actually survive hitting the water)
D} flail around like an idiot because you can't swim

[Moonfur]

A} grab the spiky branch.

Congratulations! You just passed your idiot test. Now you have a bunch of "pointy thingys" in your hand. You look at the branch and see that it kind of looks like a cactus.. if it was a tree. Ouch. Oh, and you named the plant "the cactus thing".
So somehow you swing youself onto the ledge that the plant was on, and you see a button blended into the wall. What do you do?

A) Press the button (wait, what?)
B) Jump onto the rocky ledges (because.... reasons?)
C) Look around for anything else along the wall (sounds logical..)
D) Sit there and give up (hey, did you just sit on that cactus thing?)

[Sweetpaw]

A.


Oh right, I forgot you were an idiot. Pressing random buttons always saves the day. And said button creates a giant rumbling nearby. Hooray, your prize is here! A great big hole appears from the side of the cliff, and a HUGE shadow flies out. It's a hydra!!--ya know, many headed dragon thing--and it grabs you in it's talons and takes off into the sky. Niiice job.


A. Play dead. (won't it still eat you, though?)
B. Bite it's claws. (pffft good luck.)
C. Flail and wiggle free. (uuuuh right, smart plan.)
D. Start to scream really loudly. (does your throat hurt yet from all your screaming/singing?)

[Asterheart]

A
Yay, let's just hope it only likes live prey. Apparently this is actually the case. The 'thing' screeches angrily and drops you. Fortunately you happen to land on a beach on some tropical island so the sand cushions  your fall. What now?

A) Randomly yell and hope someone/something saves you(won't that attract it back?)
B) Dance and sing, glad that you're no longer a midnight snack(aren't you tired of that by now?)
C) Ponder over the fact that last time you checked, this was a house(yep, heard of the concept 'small on the outside, big on the inside?')
D) Go for a swim/play around in the ocean like a five year old(Yay! Let's go drown!)

[Moonfur]

D) Go for a swim/play around in the ocean like a five year old

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM?! Oh wait, I'm the stupid one for forgetting that you're an idiot. Well, now since you jumped outwards, you're a long way away from the small island. Though the clearish water, you see one, no two buttons. One red, one blue. You decide to:

A: Flail around trying to swim. (Good luck with that)
B: Try to drown yourself. (Noooooooooo!)
C: Press the red button. (What, you don't know the 'Don't press the red button' rule?)
D: Press the blue button. (What does that do, anyway?)

[Dreamwish]

C

Well, looks like this is the only good red button. A life perserver pops up with a bunch of coke in it. Whoop-de-doo, looks like there's a cake in there also. Is this the only good thing in this house?

A. Get in and have a life preserver party!
B. Don't get in, it might explode.
C. Press the blue button!
D. Well, just sit there and do nothing.

[Badgerheart]

B. Back to the paths, I take right


You go right, instincts taking over(So what if it's my instinct to turn right?. You come across and old and frail man barely being able to sit up in the corner he was in. What do you do?
A. try to help the man to his feet
B. Ignore him and walk past
C. Try to get him to talk
D. Ask him for directions

[Badgerheart]

Sry wrong one