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Post by Koisplash on Mar 27, 2011 18:36:55 GMT -6
(Yeah, it's fine, Tinydapple.
Oh yeah...BLACKKIT, QUIT SPAMMING! Just quit it! It's NOT FUNNY.)
Koisplash hijacked a plane to Hawaii, but it blew up in a horde of marshmallows. "YAY MARSHYMALLOWS!" She then proceeded to cram her face with them and throw a piece of dynamite at Gaycloud's head.
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Post by perceus500 on Mar 27, 2011 19:11:02 GMT -6
Afterlife looked at Koi. "You whippersnapper! How dare you!" He screamed. "I SHALL CAST A SPELL ON U!"
"ABRACADABRA ET UN INJURE LA FORK DU ENDEZ!" He chanted. And a disembodied finger flicked Koisplash in the butt, while singing Grow A Pear.
((Afterlife's high. You're NOT being flicked!))
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Post by Whitefire on Mar 27, 2011 19:15:12 GMT -6
"A PURPLE MARSHMALLOW ON THE FLY!!!!!" I yelled, flying into the clearing. I smashed into a crayon tree. "BABY BABY BABY OOOOH BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I yelled, thowing back my head and throwing rainbow laser beams at Aftereh.
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Post by Shrewbreaker on Mar 27, 2011 19:15:36 GMT -6
Shrewbreaker runs in with bags of crystal meth and penguins. "Only I can take the souls of all living things!! Because that's just nature!!!" Shrew's eyes are bigger than his face and walks on two feet everywhere.
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Post by Whitefire on Mar 27, 2011 19:16:57 GMT -6
"HAVE MY BABIES" I yowled to Shreweh. I ran over to him on two legs and began to hump him.
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Post by Koisplash on Mar 27, 2011 19:28:10 GMT -6
Koisplash blew up from Afterlife's flick and her body parts started dancing. "I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, I KNOW YOU CARRRREEE---" But then rabid JB haters blew her up again.
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Post by Whitefire on Mar 27, 2011 19:33:58 GMT -6
Dancing around, I had a rival clan kit in my jaws. No, it was really a rival clan's stuffed kit. Actually, RockClan's. "MINE!" I yowled. I hissed and defiantly karate-kicked Koieh hard onto her stomach. I stood protectively over my stuffed kit. A twoleg kit toy actually. I stole it and covered my scent on her. I stood protectively over Darkie.
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Post by Nightheart on Mar 31, 2011 5:21:08 GMT -6
Nightheart leapt up in the air and began singing each and every song from the musical 'Oliver', Then shot Tinydove with her lazah while screaming: "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Fallenheart on Apr 4, 2011 23:27:27 GMT -6
[Dude. I missed this? *spontaneous combustion*]
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Post by Koisplash on Apr 5, 2011 0:17:15 GMT -6
(Join in, then! xDDD)
"OMGZ IT'S DAH LAZAAAAAHHH!" Koisplash then blew up again, if that was even possible, from the epic awesomeness. Then she magically reassembled and grabbed a spork and chainsaw out of nowhere.
"MWAHAHAHAHA BOW TO ME MINIONS! YOU ALL ARE MY FEMALE DOGS!" She then started stabbing Afterlife with a spork in one paw, slicing Nightheart and Tinydove into pieces with the chainsaw in the other paw, and singing at the top of her lungs all at the same time.
"IT'S FRIDAY, CAN'T WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND, WE---" But then angry Rebecca Black haters killed her in a situation involving eight pencils, one Swedish Fish, and two llamas. Koisplash then proceeded to come back to life.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO EAT OR KILL ME?!" she wailed to the heavens. "CLOUDCLAN SAVE M---" But then some random person from Asia thought she was a real koi due to her name, captured her, dumped her in a tank, and then she proceeded to die again in the deep water that hadn't been cleaned for a week.
"WHAT'S UP WITH THIS RUNNING GAG?!" Cue her then being mauled by an angry bear who she had stolen her spork from.
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Post by Whitefire on Apr 7, 2011 17:42:37 GMT -6
"OH HEY! I GOT A FEELIN'.......THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIIIGHT! THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT! THAT TOHIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT!!!! BABY YOUR A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREWORK! BABY YOU A BOMB FLYING CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!" She yelled, being sliced by Northernpikeslpash. "HEY HEY, HEY HEY, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, OHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" I yelled, she dived ontop of everybody, blowin' 'em up. "WHO WANTS TO SPEAK BRITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH " She yowled. "Sayin' BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM!" She sang. |
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Post by perceus500 on Apr 8, 2011 16:00:18 GMT -6
Afterlife decided to change his personality. "HI! MY NAME IS BLAHKIT! IM STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDZZZ!!! HURR HURR!" He screeched, and banged his paw against his chest like a retarded llama fart. "Wait. Why am I acting like such an imbecile? I am not an imbecile! I am an intelligent, smart member of WoodwithabunchofgreencraponthetopClan! I should know better!" Afterlife whispered loudly, popping angry bubbles of rainbow waste, and licking a blade of grass. "OMG! PAEPR CUTSZZZ!" He screamed.
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Post by Nightheart on Apr 8, 2011 23:22:53 GMT -6
Nightheart's tiny sliced up bits that made up her formation began hopping around Afterlife, slowly forming back together. "I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU!" She shrieked, shaking a can of grape soda, making it explode all over Afterlife's face.
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Post by perceus500 on Apr 9, 2011 9:15:41 GMT -6
"ORLY?" Afterlife ate. "Hw dare you steal my pickle jar! You'll pay for this, you ARSEFACEY!"
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Post by Freya on Apr 10, 2011 13:43:38 GMT -6
Nightheart-
Nightheart started singing 'Knives and Pens' By Black Veil Brides then she blew up due to too much awesomeness.
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