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Post by perceus500 on Mar 26, 2011 14:52:58 GMT -6
((Yup. Since I am bored, and have no life, I was sifting through old posts. And I stumbled across Leader Madness. Gosh, I love that thread. So, therefore, I thought it was unfair that we poor warriors didn't get one, too. So, without further ado, I give you...TreeClan Madness! Now, few rules:
(1) Only TreeClan WARRIORS or above that rank may post
(2) Follow ALL rules
(3) Be as random as physically possible
(4) Be stupid
(5) Break into song at random times
(6) Say things that are out of place
(7) This is IN CHARACTER!!!
(8) Enjoy. Or I'll KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL YOU!))
Afterlife bolted into the Shared Clearing. Secretly, he called it the Forte du Ignart. But that was just because of the voices. Everyone heard them, right? RIGHT? Anyway, he licked his lips and looked at the sky. It was shining like cotton candy and glimmering like poofy sugar. Wait. Those are the same thing. OHZ WELLZZZ! Afterlife poked the grass and licked a rock. "Hmm..." he said. "Tastes like...ASTRONAUTICS!" He shrieked the last word. "EUREKAZZ!? I must have found a new Clan! SPACECLAN! I bow down to you, oh faithful lips of plastic!"
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Post by scarlet100 on Mar 26, 2011 14:57:46 GMT -6
Greycloud~
The tom danced into the clearing. Flowers and sunshine following after him. "YO AFTEHLIFE! WHATS UP BRO?!" He asked while doing the bunny hop. "WE ARE FAMILEY, EVEN THOUGH YO'R FATTEH THEN MEH!"
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Post by perceus500 on Mar 26, 2011 15:13:46 GMT -6
"I IZ NOT FATTER DEN JOO!" Afterlife raged. "How dare you squish my tail's fur squeeze?" He said sweetly. He smelled something. It was tangy and odd, and familiar. "CATNIPZZ!!!" Afterlife screeched. Jumping over, he saw a little stub of a catnip joint. ((<<Yup. Wildstar left it behind...)) Striking it agianst a stone, it lit up. Afterlife took a drag form his kitty-joint and looked around him as his foreleg turned into a sausage, and the trees turned into badly-drawn crayons.
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Post by greycloud on Mar 26, 2011 15:20:46 GMT -6
Greycloud saw the trees turn into badly draw clans. 'WOAHZ! EPICLE PANCAKES!!!" He screamed, drawing with one fo the large trees. "CAUSE BABY YOUR A FIREWORK!" he sang to a tiny butterfly.
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Post by Koisplash on Mar 26, 2011 17:34:04 GMT -6
(...we allowed to do this? o.o'' Because if not, I'll delete my post...)
Koisplash flew in on a rocket, which exploded under her and she crashed into a tree. "WHY?!?!" she yelled. "NOOOOO! MY COFFEE!" Coffee beans exploded everywhere.
"GIVE ME COFFEE OR SUFFER!" she shouted. "I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIME SAYIN' AAAAAAYYYYYOOOOO GOTTA LEEEEEEEET GOOOOOOO!" She laughed insanely before falling off the tree and landing on her head.
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Post by perceus500 on Mar 26, 2011 17:41:58 GMT -6
"NUUUUU!" Afterlife screamed, his throw pillow ((<< catnip)) turning into a beautiful unicorn. "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO FRANCE TO GET YOU GERMAN TEA!"
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Post by Nightheart on Mar 26, 2011 17:52:42 GMT -6
Nightheart randomly flew in on a rainbow llama. She threw waffles at Afterlife, then jumped off and glomped him and screamed, as she was floating: "'WITH KNIVES AND PENS, WE MADE OUR BLLLIIIGGGHHHHTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'" Then tackled Afterlife.
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Post by Koisplash on Mar 26, 2011 17:56:53 GMT -6
"GET ME COFFEE, YOU NINNIES!" Koisplash yelled, getting out her spork and stabbing Afterlife in the head with it. Then lava rocks blew up around them randomly and rainbow llamas flew in; liquid cheese spraying from their mouths.
"ZOMG GAYCLOUD!" she yelled. "MY LOVE!" Cue her epically glomping the poor tom. (xD)
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Post by perceus500 on Mar 26, 2011 18:00:12 GMT -6
Afterlife threw pickle jars at the bamboozled fork-bearers. Their wings harrowinged around happily, shooting fingers out of their butts.
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Post by Nightheart on Mar 26, 2011 18:08:35 GMT -6
Nightheart attacked Koisplash, as rasins fell from teh sky.
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Post by Redstorm on Mar 26, 2011 18:52:23 GMT -6
GREYcloud hissed and cut Koisplash in half. "GET OFF MEH WOMAN!"
He then started dancing and became the DJ. "Everybody clap your hands!"
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Post by perceus500 on Mar 26, 2011 18:53:36 GMT -6
Afterlife fell to the BOTTOM OF Hell, Michigan
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Post by Koisplash on Mar 26, 2011 18:55:46 GMT -6
"NOOOO! WAAAAHHH!" Koisplash then jumped off a cliff, and at the bottom; a gumdrop blew up. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" She then threw exploding gumdrop feathers and hijacked a plane to Hawaii.
"EXPLOSIONS! YAYYYYY!" The plane then blew up and she hit her head on a rock. "OOHHHH....SPARKLY PURPLE ROCKS! YAAY!"
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Post by perceus500 on Mar 26, 2011 18:58:54 GMT -6
Please be aware that all exporting planes have been delayed, due to the gummy bear war zone below us. *ducks under a llama spear*
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Post by Nightheart on Mar 26, 2011 19:25:38 GMT -6
(Nightheart is being IGNOREDDD!!!)
Nightheart began tearing a picture of Justin Bieber up into tiny pieces.
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