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Post by Tumblingleaf on Jul 22, 2013 21:22:39 GMT -6
Tumblingpaw, annoyed at Koisplash for shoving him away, walked up to the deputy and began to lick her eyeball.
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Post by Wildstar on Jul 22, 2013 21:22:53 GMT -6
Suddenly panicked, Wildstar looked around frantically. So much was going on...so much so, that no one even paid attention to her at all. She started howling in pain softly to herself.
"Uhh, wait a moment," Wildstar called out. "IceClan has some very big news. Our deputy Thunderstripe is pregnant with two kits. He's due next moon."
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Post by Waspwing on Jul 22, 2013 21:23:41 GMT -6
You so cyooote
You so cyoote
You so cyoote
Waspwing felt one of his eyes twitch. Nope. Nope nope nope. He looked at Darkstar, then to Beechstar, and then finally to Koisplash. "Is this a dream? Is this really happening?" He asked her quietly, leaning into her in fear of the Fireclan cannibal. "I'm fairly sure this is my version of the Dark Pool." He whispered.
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Post by Koisplash on Jul 22, 2013 21:25:36 GMT -6
Without missing a single second--and her other eye twitching even more than before now--Koisplash slowly lifted her paw.
And then shoved Tumblingpaw away. Again.
She glanced over at Waspwing as he leaned into her. Her expression looked very...pained, to say the least. As if she was losing brain cells at merely being in this place.
"If this really is a dream, or the Dark Pool, or a catmint-induced vision, we're having the same one," she murmured back. "And I don't think CloudClan really cares at the moment."
She didn't even pick up on Wildstar's news--something about her deputy being pregnant, or whatever. That wasn't important.
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Post by Whitefire on Jul 22, 2013 21:26:28 GMT -6
Tinywhisker just sat in the clearing, looking frozen in time. Then she unfroze and walked up to Bluesky. A lot was going on, so Tiny fluttered her eyes. " Darling, I have something for youuuu.. " she cooed, then Tinywhisker screeched in Blue's face.
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Post by Foxtuft on Jul 22, 2013 21:26:54 GMT -6
"Is Wildstar the father?" Falconswoop looked over at Waspwing who was probably being consumed by Nightshade's spirit ghost children.
Waspwing was probably having one of those moments again.
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Post by Tumblingleaf on Jul 22, 2013 21:28:45 GMT -6
Now even more annoyed that he had been shoved away by Koisplash, Tumblingpaw ran back over to her, opened his mouth, and let a huge stream of orange juice onto her face in an attempt to drown her.
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Post by Wildstar on Jul 22, 2013 21:29:26 GMT -6
Wildstar heard a warrior from down below. She scrunched up her face like a wild bore rolling in the swampy woods.
"Of course not!" she barked. "What kind of queen do you take me for? Wildstar is pure!"
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Post by Nightshade on Jul 22, 2013 21:31:12 GMT -6
In response to Wildstar and Thunderstripe's news, Nightshade promptly made a huge gasp, ran over and pawed at Koisplash's face for a second and then ran over to a nearby rock, jumped off and fainted.
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Post by Foxtuft on Jul 22, 2013 21:31:14 GMT -6
"I'm sorry.. that would make you a king then. Can we expect baby photos? Do you know if it's boy or girls? Is there going to be a baby shower?"
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Post by Waspwing on Jul 22, 2013 21:32:33 GMT -6
Waspwing looked at Wildstar and shrugged. "Oh joy, spawn of Wildstar. I look forward to news of murder." He said sarcastically, taking his place with the other Medicine Cats again.
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Post by Koisplash on Jul 22, 2013 21:32:47 GMT -6
Okay, that was it. This apprentice--whoever he was--was getting close to the last of Koisplash's quickly fraying nerves.
She then proceeded to spartan-kick Tumblingpaw in the face to get him away from her for good. If CloudClan was merciful, the tom would be unconscious for the rest of the Gathering.
Thunderstripe--wait, he existed?--was yelling something. And so was Wildstar. Were they in love? Were they siblings switched at birth? Koisplash didn't know or care.
Then Nightshade pawed her in the face. She didn't even have time to blink before he jumped off a rock and fainted.
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Post by Nightshade on Jul 22, 2013 21:33:50 GMT -6
At the word murder, Nightshade bolted up and suddenly screamed.
"MURDER!"
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Post by Bluesky on Jul 22, 2013 21:34:10 GMT -6
Bluesky looked at Falconswoop with a gasp. "I love showering in babies."
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Post by Shadefrost on Jul 22, 2013 21:35:32 GMT -6
Shadefrost gave birth.
Thousands of kittens flooded the clearing, staining the grass with blood.
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