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Post by Bluesky on Jul 22, 2013 21:37:44 GMT -6
As millions of kits flooded the clearing, Bluesky showered to her pleasure. "YES, SHOWER ME! SHOWER ME WITH YOUR BIRTH RESIDUE"
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Post by Darkstar on Jul 22, 2013 21:37:57 GMT -6
Darkstar stared at Shadefrost. What a grotesque creature.
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Post by Venomclaw on Jul 22, 2013 21:38:05 GMT -6
Venomclaw walked in, saw what was going on, and promptly began yelling at people. "Why are you all stupid, you miserable pieces of foxdung? I will shove a real fox's dung down your throats!"
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Post by Koisplash on Jul 22, 2013 21:38:42 GMT -6
Koisplash then lay her head down on her paws and started screaming into them.
This was yet another reason why her life sucked, man. She then angsted so much she didn't pay attention to any of the kits around her.
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Post by Tumblingleaf on Jul 22, 2013 21:39:14 GMT -6
Tumblingpaw, being swagful as usual, immediately recovered from Koi's spartan-kick and stalked back up to her so she wouldn't notice. He then proceeded to eat her slowly and painfully. When she half-digested remains didn't agree with his stomach, he vomited them out and sat back to admire his work.
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Post by Forestbreak on Jul 22, 2013 21:39:20 GMT -6
Forestbreak hovered slightly off the ground. She laughed maniacally. No one would ever know.
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Post by Nightshade on Jul 22, 2013 21:39:38 GMT -6
"Oh, snacks!" Nightshade said, before beginning to eat the kits, birth fluid and all.
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Post by Shadefrost on Jul 22, 2013 21:41:37 GMT -6
"KITS ARE FRIENDS. NOT. FOOD."
Shadefrost heaved and vomited, projecting more and more kittens from her mouth. These kittens were different. They were bald and hairless with red eyes and wide toothless mouths. They latched onto the weak and suctioned onto them like leeches, draining their lifeblood.
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Post by Koisplash on Jul 22, 2013 21:42:04 GMT -6
Unfortunately for Tumblingpaw, Koisplash was too badbutt to be eaten alive and vomited out. She was too busy angsting to notice anything else.
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Post by Tumblingleaf on Jul 22, 2013 21:45:27 GMT -6
"OH YOU DON'T WANT TO NOTICE ME? FINE THEN!" Tumblingpaw bellowed. He then stopped Koisplash's angsting.
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Post by Redstorm on Jul 22, 2013 21:49:52 GMT -6
(I'll try and make this a little more serious <3)
Redstorm slowly padded into the clearing, hissing in pain as a thorn snagged into his pelt. "Stupid plants, ruining my pelt. I knew this was a bad idea." He muttered under his breath, dodging the wild-acting cats around him and settling down in the very back of the clearing. He hadn't originally wanted to come, but had later decided to sneak out of camp for some fun. And what was more fun than a gathering? Well, anything really. But still, it had been many moons since he had been to one.
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Post by Moonfeather on Jul 22, 2013 21:51:41 GMT -6
Hot pink head still detached, Moonfeather rolled into the gathering. Literally.
"Ohho,- it's been a while!" Moonfeather mused as she stepped down onto a rock that, evidently, hadn't been there a moment ago. "where- where are my familar faces!"
"why can't i see any- oh right my head is still catching up-"
her body leaped behind the giant hot pink head as it struggled to move closer towards the crowd and began to push it closer. When she came to be a reasonable distance, Moonfeather propped the head up so that her eyes could stare at the crowd.
"ahh~ that's better- now let me get a better look of you children- " |
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Post by Bluesky on Jul 22, 2013 21:53:00 GMT -6
Bluesky was scanning the clearing for any familiar pelts besides her ridiculous clanmates. Seeing one of IceClan's elders, she was about to glance away and look in another direction but the tabby pelt and green eyes instantly struck memory lane. "Well well well, what do we have here? It's been a while since I saw you, Redstorm. Last time I saw you, I was shredding you in the war with IceClan. Still got the scars?" she sneered, amusement glittering in her blue gaze.
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Post by Darkstar on Jul 22, 2013 21:58:28 GMT -6
"If you guys don't shut up, I'm going to kill you all."
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Post by Redfern on Jul 22, 2013 22:00:16 GMT -6
Redfern was bored and lonely so she toddled over and sat on Koisplash's head.
"Hey dere fishy, remember when you were a prisoner and all?"
Little did Koisplash know that Redfern was actually using her as a seat to escape from Shadefrost's ugly kittens.
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