Up My Behind! [Birdy/P]

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Padding into the den, Pebblekit had fear in her eyes. There was a deadly serious matter she needed to talk to the medicine cat about, it was a matter of life or death. Beside her, Adderkit seemed nervous and kept looking around at the enclosed area. "Pebblekit, are you sure this is a good idea?" Pebblekit scoffed.

"It's our civic duty, stooopid. If there's something wrong we have to note it.


Hey yo, meddie cat! Pop me one, bro, we got some info! The end of the world is near!"

She hollered loudly with a jump.

[Forestbreak]

Forestbreak skidded next to Pebblekit. "Yo! Bro! Glad you came, what's the scoop?" She folded her paws. "A pop? You got it, man. Anything." She grabbed a bowl-shaped rock and tipped some water into it with her muzzle, then stirred some honey in.

"Drink up. What's the dirt?"

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Pebblekit beamed up at the skidding moose medicine cat.
"Bro. Bro everyone be trippin'. I'm telling ya, something is up in the fashizzles," she exclaimed.

Dipping her head she took a classy sip of her pop then swiped her chin dry. Funny how you dry things by licking them. "Thanks man, I needed that. Seriously doe, dis here crap be balling! I got this friend here, ya see? An no-one else can see im."

She looked left then right, leaning in to whisper, "I think they've all been sniffin at the catnip, if ya know what I mean."

[Forestbreak]

Fortbaked watched her bro down the pop. "Anytime, man."

She leaned in. "Oh. Oh crap. That's some heavy shizzle, bro. I've got just what you need." She held out some voldewort.

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She held out her first for a bro-bump.

"Oh, dat be some daaame heavy fizzledizzle, that there is." She whistled and took it. "And this will help? It feels strangely magickedy to me."[/blockquote

[Forestbreak]

"It'll get rid of all your weird things nice and quick. Just close your eyes and let it take you away." She then shoved Pebblekit out of the den.

"See you later bro," she said, and slammed the door.