I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It (Ven)

[Deleted]

Ragabash

--

With a yawn, Ignis stretched sleepily. Blinking open a pair of molten lava eyes, Ignis groaned softly before rising from her nest of soft, ragged pelts. Getting up on her paws, the Summer Shaman stretched out her hind legs happily. The sunlight streamed in the spot Ignis had claimed, a perfect view of the sunrise if she had to say. The little calico began walking, flexing her small muscles and stretching out her legs in attempt to regain most of the feeling back in them. As she did, her thoughts turned to Ragabash. Gosh, that tom is one hot smokin' cat. A bit scruffy, hilarious and sarcastic, Ragabash is adorable. But then again... So is Lore. With that tiny bod of hers, who knows what she could do. 

As if almost semi-consciously, Ignis pulled a somewhat strange look. It was half between lust and seduction. Ignis yawned hugely, then leaped to her paws enthusiastically. A large grin of excitement spread across the Summer Shaman's expression, molten lava eyes gleaming happily. Shooting out of her nest, the she-cat grabbed a piece from the kill pile and started up the stairs towards the attic, where she would bring Ragabash his... sacrifice. In a few minutes, Ignis found herself at the attic door, rattling the bottom of it open with her free paw.

" Ragabash? I brought some prey for you~ " Ignis called sweetly.

[Deleted]

Ignis' eyes twinkled at Ragabash, her expression amused as she dangled the chicken in front of his face. It was still warm too, so it must've been freshly caught when Ignis picked it up. " I got you fooood~ " Ignis cooed teasingly, her eyes sparkling mischievously. " Here. Eat up. " Ignis practically flung the chicken in his face, aiming to hit it square between the eyes.

" Heyyyy, nice place ya got there! " Ignis glanced around the spacious room, eyeing the attic almost enviously. It was huuuuuge! Well, to the calico anyways. " Big enough fo' dat butt of yours. Pretty nice too. " Ignis commented, hinting heavily behind her words. Of course the Shaman meant both. " Heyyy, I want to be curious. How did such a fabulous and good looking tom like you start the tribe back up? Must've been some heavy breeding, I'm guessing. Am I wrong? "

Ignis went off talking just like that, not bothering to move from her position at all, except for maybe a few steps forward.

[Deleted]

" Nothin' like a nice hunk a meat. " Ignis meowed, settling next to Ragabash happily. "Hmmm.. I suspect somewhere up there in the seven.. maybe ten greats? Far away from birth defects. Verrrry far away. " Ignis snickered at that. " What future plans? " The calico looked innocently at the tomcat, well, maybe not so innocently...Her expression was farrrr from it. Oh thooose plans. " she commented cheerfully.

" As in DeathClan? They're a nice bunch of rogues. Some of those toms though, are quite a piece of meat. " Ignis mischievously mewed with an odd look at Ragabash. " ...Who said anything about kits with two heads? ..Nevermind. Don't answer that. " The Summer Shaman rested her head on her paws. " Don't think about it too much, Ragabash. Last time Ithought about it, I developed a migraine. Horrible thing. Lasted for days. "

Ignis glanced at Ragabash curiously. " Hey, have you heard from any of the she-cats you bred with recently? Like, with news about kits or something. It just came to me, since you're obviously not really that.. innocent anymore.. Y'know? "

[Deleted]

" Who? Drought? Now that is a hunk of meat. I bet he attracts AALLLLLL the ladies. Oh and the toms too. " Ignis gestured to Ragabash playfully. " I didn't mean my plans had to be now you attractive dork. " The summer calico cackled a bit before turning to the non-morning cat.

" So no kits for a rather dashing tom like you? " Ignis complimented him a little lustily. Why did this cat make her feel all mushy inside? It was pretty crazy for her. "I do work with kits. They're sooo cute!~ Feh. You're very... I mean.. full of intentions dear. Don't blehh. Bleh means mild dislike. Feh means.. something entirely different. You're supposed to say feh. " Ignis gasped dramatically.

" Anyyyywayys, hey, I bet any of your kits would be extremely adorable. By any, I mean alll. Wouldn't you think? " Ignis asked rather innocently. It's not like I'm... innocent in breeding. In fact, I've bred with different males, but this guy makes me drooool~ With Ignis lost in thought for a moment, she seemed to have a dreamy faze before she snapped out of it.

[Deleted]

Ignis glanced at Mr. King in amusement. " Yes, kits are funny. " the calico Shaman agreed cheekily. " Are you saying I'm not humorous? " Ignis glared at Ragabash playfully. " Ah. Okay. Mental note: must avoid liquid puddles up here or I go.. mental. I suppose it's mental or drunk. I'm not sure. "

The calico stared strangely at Ragabash, before erupting into wild laughter. " My older siblings were all.. uh.. " Ignis suddenly remember and grew silent at the mention of her older brothers, even though one was stillborn and the other lasted two weeks. " Nevermind that. " Ignis glanced at Ragabash warily, coughing awkwardly. " Right. Any ideas of what ya wanna do? Not.. breeding wise. Like generally have fun? " Ignis had a curious expression that probably read something along the lines of: "WARNING: Flammable. Do not put near heat."