Unwanted Guest [o]

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I wandered into the elders' den, old tattered mossball hanging from my jaws.  I figured the elders had better moss than the nursery.  Well, at least it smelled better.  I bumped past one, fall onto my rear.  I looked up with a raised 'brow'.

[Redstorm]

Redstorm felt the small bump to his side. Almost like a monster from the Godzilla movies, he slowly raised his head from his paws, and continued to sit up, bones popping and creaking. He overly-dramatically turned to face the tom, eyes narrowing into slits. "Are you mute?" He asked, voice riddled with sarcasm.

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I blinked for a moment before the ridiculous sarcastic voice knocked at my ears.  Pointless questions were quite annoying to me.  I thought after receiving that one so well I should give this elder something in return.  "Are you young?"  I asked, cracking an innocent smile.

[Redstorm]

Redstorm grinned as the young tom fired back at him with his own sarcasm. He turned his body to actually face him, and quietly settled down again in his fluffy nest, paws tucking under his body. "So, do you want me to bother with the polite small talk of asking you for your name, or do you want to go ahead and get to the point of you being here?" He said flatly, giving a large yawn afterwards.

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I almost grinned as he turned to face me fully. Yeah, he was a good amount bigger, but that just meant I could move away faster. Hopefully, this was not going to be another Maplefrost incident.  "Awe, why not get to all three?  Nice to meet you, I'm Minnowkit.  I'm here for moss."  I pause to give another pull on my innocent smile.  "Not hard, yeah?  Or can your old bones not handle it?"

[Redstorm]

Redstorm rolled his eyes at the kitten. Hopefully he'd become a bit better with age. "If you don't already know who I am, which I'd find truly surprising, I am Redstorm. And here, to get moss? As in, for youself?" His tone was a mixture of anger and amusement. "My dear boy, there hasn't been good moss in here since before I was an elder!" He cooed, shaking his head. "And even if there was, I surely wouldn't let you take any. I earned the ability to have decent moss in my den by serving this Clan for seasons upon seasons as a warrior. All you've done is, what, play games? Drink milk? Learn to walk? You should be bringing me all the good moss in this Cloudclan forsaken territory." He went on, beginning to ramble just as he always had.

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I lolled my head back and rolled my eyes as he spoke.  Yeah, great, you're old and you did stuff in the past.  Woo.  I blinked back up at him, holding back a cocky yawn.  I had been through more than a what a usual kitten would go through.  "Ya'know, I'd be hauling in all the moss I could ever handle if I could step foot out of the godforsaken camp.  Complain to the queens if you want a kitten doing your bidding.  Even if it were for you, I'd gladly go out in the territory again."