Corrupt a Wish Foundation!

[Patch]

Granted but you now hate their products

I wish me and my dad could meet my grandfather for the first time.

[Hazelblaze]

Granted but he farts alot and you die of the smell


I wish my "friends" were nice people

[Ravenpaw]

Granted but they aren't really your friends

I wish for a million dollars

[Hazelblaze]

Well that is already true xD

Granted but you spend it all on those 25¢ prize machines.

I wish for a big bowl of food.

[Silentdust]

Granted, but you can't find any more food and starve

I wish I could have a better art program

[Birdheart]

Granted but you now hate art


I wish I was attractive!

[Silentdust]

Granted, but it does nothing since you're already beautiful CX

I wish I could have found the Steven Universe fandom sooner

[Birdheart]

Saaammme

And wish granted but everyone hates you

I wish for me and my boyfriend to have a perfect love life.

[Fallenmist]

Granted, but then you realise you're attracted to females...
I wish my family got along. XD

[Birdheart]

Granted but they get along so well it weirds everyone else out and no one outside your family will talk to you.


I wish I was brave (I know how this will end!)

[Silentdust]

Granted, but now you're just the movie disk

(Brave is a movie title for anyone that doesn't get it)

I wish I had more time to listen to Imagine Dragons

[Birdheart]

Granted but you can only listen to the song gold


I wish I was swagger

[Fallenmist]

Granted, but you can't walk, or move. So you gotta find some other way rather than strutting around

I wish someone would reply to Tsunaria's thread preferably Renegade

[Hazelblaze]

Granted but it's me and I have no grammar what so ever

I wish for writing skills

[Fallenmist]

Granted, but every word you type/write makes you sick, so you give up writing all together.

I wish people would stop bugging me without a reason... *glares pointedly at father*