Corrupt a Wish Foundation!

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I've seen tons of these and I don't think VWW has one (sad face)

SO here is how it goes: I wish for a box of skittles

Next: Granted, the skittles are cold and as you eat them your teeth break, I wish for five dollars.

Next: Sure, the five dollars was real paper and when you can't use it you die of frustration, I wish for some Hot Wings

And so on, so I'll start:

I wish for a puppy

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Sure, the puppy was adorable then in five minutes it grew up and was so fugly you passed out.

I wish for a diamond bath

Please do not joke about suicide as it is a sensitive subject to some Vwwers.

[Emberstorm]

The bath turned the liquid gold and you burned to death.

I wish for a big bowl of pasta

[Rainspark]

(YAWWWSSSS VWW HAS A CORRUPTAWISH!!!

Granted, but you choke on the first noodle you eat

I wish for a stick of dynamite

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Sure, the obvious happend: It grew rainbow wings and flew away and exploded into a million pink badgers

I wish to be FlufflePuff

[Rainspark]

Granted, but then it turned into Excalibur, and decided it wanted to sing a song

I wish to go to the DWMA

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Granted, on your second day Stein dissects you because Stein.

I wish for membership on Animal Jam

[Lionpaw]

Granted, *2 days later* Animal Jam was hacked by neo Nazi Germany members, who preceded to hack into everything you own(Including your Animal Jam membership).

I wish for anime animal ears.

[Rainspark]

Granted, but they slowly overtake your brain and dig into your head and you become possessed and die a slow painful death

I wish to work at Fairy Tail!!!

[Mudslide]

Granted, but the next day its ceases to exist.

I wish for beautiful hair

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Granted, you drown in a wave of fanboys.

I wish for a cake

[Rainspark]

Granted. Slapcam!

I wish my friend still liked me

[Emberstorm]

Grant, but your friend disappears suddenly with no explanation.

I wish for immortality

[Mudslide]

Granted, but everything you've known to love and care for dies off at one point.

I wish for unlimited wifi (lol)

[Lionpaw]

Granted, but aliens invade earth and kill all the electricity.
I wish I could be a corporate business leader.