Corrupt a Wish Foundation!

[Rainspark]

Granted, but nobody takes requests.

I wish my sister didn't make fun of online friends

[Rainshadow]

Granted, but she ends up making fun of your friends in reality.

I wish I could sing.

[Rainspark]

Granted, but your throat hurts so much that you can't use your voice

I wish that my friend cared about me

[Disturbed]

Granted, but they are actually lying to you.

I wish I wasn't called a freak.

[Macabre]

Granted, but you become so bored of it that you end up begging for them to cll you a freak again

I wish for a sandwich

[Rainspark]

Granted SURPRISE BOMB ATTACK!

I wish for nothing

[Mudslide]

Granted, but then you get an A on your next final.

I wish I had a puppy

[Poppypaw]

Granted, but it ran all the way to my house and stayed with me forever

I wish that I could draw....

[Rainshadow]

Granted, but no one likes your art.

I wish I could play guitar

[Macabre]

Granted, but you play your guitar so much that it breaks

I wish for more awesomeness

[Ivor]

Granted, but you become so full of yourself that you end up with no friends

I wish for a pie

[Rainspark]

Granted, but now you're deathly allergic to pie.

I don't know how many times I've said this, but I wish my friend never stopped caring about me

[Macabre]

Granted, but you die of their kindness


I wish for chicken nuggets

[Disturbed]

Granted, but they are poisonous.

I wish for a good grade on my project.

[Rainspark]

Granted, but your best friend gets jealous of your grade and you proceed to fight and your friendship slowly deteriorates

I wish I was huge