Corrupt a Wish Foundation!

[Deleted]

Granted, you got so tiny that you could sleep on it (And then you explode for no reason)

I wish I could be a warrior already

[Rainspark]

Granted, but you're still kit-aged and you get eaten by a rabbit

I wish for free cosplay costumes

[Macabre]

Granted, but they come to life and take over the world


I wish for a better TV

[Rainspark]

Granted. It's so hi-res your eyeballs explode, leaving you unable to ever watch again

I wish for self-esteem

[Macabre]

Granted, but then you loose it all after 5 seconds because you didn't say how long you wanted it for

I wish I was better at swimming

[Mudslide]

Granted, but then your friends hate you because you can swim better then you

I wish for a new guitar

[Macabre]

Granted, but it's on of those annoying plastic little kids ones with peppa pig on them

I wish for dinner to cook quicker

[Rainspark]

Granted, but you're teleported to the US as soon as it is, and you have to wait several more hours before it's dinnertime here

I wish that lots of people would donate money to the campaign in my signature

[Macabre]

Granted, but you have to send it all back 'cos everyone's families get mad about it


I wish my dog would stop being lazy

[Rainspark]

Granted. He gets so hyper and destroys your entire house

I wish for gluten free cake

[Macabre]

Granted, but you eat too much and explode

I wish for a llamacorn with rainbow eyes that can speak and grant any wish and make pie and everythin'!!!!

[Owlpaw]

Granted, but when you try to explain what it is to people, it is so confusing, they die.
I wish for us to stop commercializing christmas.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now they always commercialize Easter all year.

I wish that my friend would stop ignoring me.

[Maplekit]

Granted, but you always fight

I wish that I could be a pro at multi-tasking

[Deleted]

Granted, but when you are watching the I-pad while cooking Mac-&-Cheese you burn yourself

I wish for an Andy Go-Go campaign to gain money for killing zombies