Corrupt a Wish Foundation!

[Deleted]

Granted, but you get trampled under a wave of nerds that want to ask you to go out on a date

I wish the flue didn't exist ;-;

[Mudslide]

Granted, but its replaced with something far worse.

I wish for a happy family again

[Deleted]

Granted, but they never leave you alone

I wish to be a Staff on this

[Mudslide]

Granted, but it's only a one hour thing

I wish for a box of snicker bars

[Deleted]

Granted, but one of them is full of slime and you don't know which one

I wish for another pet bird

[Macabre]

Granted, but you become so pretty that nobody leaves you alone and all the boys start fighting over you and you get the blame


I wish I could go back sleep

[Deleted]

Granted, but you have a nightmare that rabbits were taking over the world

I wish for my snake to be full grown already

[Ivypaw]

Granted, but your snake bites you then runs away

I wish for a new pack of gum

[Mudslide]

Granted, but then you go to school and everyone begs you for a piece then steals it from you.

I wish for a heated blanket

[Ivypaw]

Granted, but the blanket malfunctions and burns off just your eyebrows

I wish for one million christmas trees to go to the homeless who need some holiday cheer

[Otterpaw]

granted, but the trees fall on the homeless and they all either die or get badly injured.

i wish for a puppy.

[Ivypaw]

Granted, but the puppy scratches you then runs away

I wish for my teeth to be straight

[Otterpaw]

granted, but then they all fall out.

i wish that i wasn't sick.

[Ivypaw]

granted, but then you get even sicker after one hour

i wish i was skinnier

[Otterpaw]

D:

granted, but then you get so skinny that your arms break.

i wish i didn't have tons of homework piling up right now.