Muddy spiders [o]

[Spiderpaw]

Spiderkit smirked as she padded into the nursery. She was carrying some mud and she left a trail of muddy paw prints. She didn't care, as long as she wasn't told on. The tabby kit began to wipe the mud all over the nests in the nursery, hoping to annoy the queens and other kits in the nursery.

Spiderkit then caught the scent of another cat. She quickly curled her tail around her muddy paws so no one would see that she had made the mess in the nursery.

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((AHahah hope you don't mind I'm coming to haunt you here as well

Smokykit lifted his head from where he'd been actually napping to see some kit trailing mud into the nursery. He managed to not wrinkle up his nose in disgust. That kit better not get any mud on him! The mud was wiped on all the nests. Fortunately, he knew who it was so he could tattle on the kit later.

His eyes widened and he put on a polite smile. "Hello there. I don't think we've met before...?"

[Spiderpaw]

Spiderkit narrowed her eyes at the kit. She had never seen him around before nor did she care. He was probably like the other kits, whiny and energetic. The tabby twitched her eyes before she spoke.

"I haven't met you either, haven't seen you around before. Anyways what do you want. I don't need any whiny kits following me so move along." Spiderkit snapped before standing up and smirking at the muddy nests.

(I don't mind)

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Smokykit thought this kitten was an entitled jerk, ripe for the pranking. When she wasn't looking, of course. He blinked and feigned a look of hurt. "But I'm not whiny..." He said quietly. He looked at the muddy nests and looked surprised. "Oh! Who muddied the nests?"

[Spiderpaw]

Spiderkit growled before twitching her tail. "All kits that act all innocent and object are whiny, ok." The she-cat snapped before smirking. "Oh the nests, that's just a little gift to the queens. I'm sure they'll have so much fun cleaning it up, that's one thing the queens are for anyways." 

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Smokykit's ears flattened and he looked vaguely like a kicked puppy. "That's mean." Clearly, his front came off as whiny. Of course, he didn't really care what Spiderkit did, as long as it didn't directly affect him... But he was mad at being called whiny. He hid it expertly, however. "I think the queens do a lot more than that..."

[Spiderpaw]

Spiderkit narrowed her eyes. "Does it look like I care you useless piece of mousedung." She snapped before wiping the rest of the mud on her paws onto the nursery walls. "No they don't. Queens are lazy mousebrained cats that got too tired and soft for warrior duties."

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((.... okay im just curious do you love rping your little terrors b/c you seem to be making more and more

Smokykit wasn't really interested in fighting someone, since he liked keeping his pelt unmarred and intact. He wanted to be able to always come out smelling like roses. However... He was really tempted to test how useful his claws were, tiny as they were. Still, he kept the kicked puppy look.

"You don't seem very nice..." He was definitely sticking spiders in this brat's ear tonight.

[Spiderpaw]

(*Nods* I kinda have more muse for my evil little kitties. I don't know but it's more fun roleplaying with them rather then a happy energetic cat)

Spiderkit just narrowed her eyes. Didn't this kit know that not everyone was nice around here. "I don't have to be nice." She snapped. "Now run along before I make you go crying."

(I have a habit for making meanies)

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((Nonono I get what you mean. I feel guilty for feeling like I don't have enough variation between my gratuitous amounts of sarcastic jerkfaces but at the same time i love my sarcastic jerkfaces. bonus points if there's an epic tragic backstory tbh

Smokykit was half tempted to break his cover just to see this stupid she-kit's face. But no. He had to be stronger than this, not let one puny female mess up his groove. "I think life would be better if you were nice..." Hah! As if.

((tbh i'm not sure how i feel about smoky's internal narrative being like the complete opposite of what he says omfg))

[Spiderpaw]

(Yeah, in the beginning when I joined vww, I felt like I had too many like happy kitties with good lives. It was kinda boring so I let them all become inactivity. I'd feel too guilty if I ever deleted one of my first creations. Anyways the warrior cat world needs a those sarcastic and evil little kitties)

Spiderkit narrowed her eyes. "Like I said before. Does it look like I even care. Nice cats are boring and weak anyways. I don't have to be nice if I don't want to, ok! Who even cares about life." 

(I hope he doesn't end up like Brightpaw in the end. Also I'm thinking of making an AMA for small my kitties)

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((.... yeah, I get what you mean. though I seem to have a penchant for angst so all my cats develop self-esteem issues SOOO.... And actually... Nowadays Brightpaw's words match her feelings. Like she actually does believe what she says. Y'know, free will... Being not a jerk.... Etc. ALSO WHY IS SPIDER SO ALMOND/ALOE-esque 

Smokykit thought this kit was stupid. The so-called nice cats, had run the clan successfully for Cloudclan knows how long. Clearly, they had some form of strength to be respected. Tch. "I can be strong when I grow up...!" He tried.

He was really considering dropping this pathetic cover.

((tbh I'm thinking maybe Smoky tried this whole 'pretend to be nice' for his kithood but drops it when he makes apprenticeship b/c 'this is way too exhausting omfg'

[Spiderpaw]

(What's wrong with me? I originally planned Spider to try to annoy cats and prank them and such. I guess I rp Almond too much and her personally just came to my mind. Spider isn't very violent though. She prepares to taunt cats)

Spiderkit let out a merrow of laughter. "You strong? I really doubt that you could beat a mouse." She rolled onto her back and started laughing some more. 

(When he drops the 'being nice' act, Spider will be in for a surprise. I wonder what would happen if Smoky met Almond)

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((Ahaha don't worry. I swear to god Natalia/my more violent OCs have leaked into Brightpaw b/c their personalities are nearly exactly the same. lol who knows tbh. 

Smokykit was getting real tired of this stupid cover act. That's it. When he became an apprentice, he was dropping it and showing his true colors. It had been a cool idea in hindsight, but really exhausting and irritating in practice. "Just wait and see...." He said softly.

[Spiderpaw]

(Yeah, that happens alot to me. I fear that Almond's personality will leak into Briar.)

Spiderkit narrowed her eyes. "In your dreams fluffball." The tabby she-cat then sat down again curling her tail around her paws.