Post by Spiderstar on Oct 20, 2017 19:40:56 GMT -6
(the chances of me replying to this thread are approximately 1%, but feel free to reply to this if you wish. This is a joke thread and should not be taken seriously)
Spiderstar muttered swears under his breath as he walked down from CloudClan. "Stupid, good-for-nothing cats." He said angrily as he reached the forest floor. He stood now in the center of his former Clan's camp. It was, for lack of a better term, desolate. His whiskers twitched in annoyance as he looked around. Nothing. Not a move, not a yowl, not a purr. It was as if the entirety of the Clan was dead, and yet no new spirits had arrived in CloudClan. How odd.
He padded over to the gathering place and let out a furiocious yowl. Even the eldest of the elders should have been able to hear it in their sleep. He waited for a moment before starting his rant.
"Listen here, TreeClan! I did not work my tail to the bone, literally, to see this Clan falter like this. I know all of the Clans are a bit quieter than they were in my youth, but still. This is pathetic. It's sad. If I could weep, I would. But the starlight that pumps through my body in place of blood and tears doesn't allow for that anymore. So here I am, forced to YELL because I can't cry for you all. Does that make you happy?"
As he raved his tail lashed wildly, and his shimmering fur puffed up to make him look twice his normal size. He was furious. He was desperate. After a second, his form began to flicker, and he sighed.
"Oh grreaaaat, now I have to go back to CloudClan and get in trouble with the other spirits for doing this. If I fall out of existence because of your laziness, TreeClan, I swear to myself you'll be sorry! He yowled, before ascending back into the heavens from which he came.
Spiderstar muttered swears under his breath as he walked down from CloudClan. "Stupid, good-for-nothing cats." He said angrily as he reached the forest floor. He stood now in the center of his former Clan's camp. It was, for lack of a better term, desolate. His whiskers twitched in annoyance as he looked around. Nothing. Not a move, not a yowl, not a purr. It was as if the entirety of the Clan was dead, and yet no new spirits had arrived in CloudClan. How odd.
He padded over to the gathering place and let out a furiocious yowl. Even the eldest of the elders should have been able to hear it in their sleep. He waited for a moment before starting his rant.
"Listen here, TreeClan! I did not work my tail to the bone, literally, to see this Clan falter like this. I know all of the Clans are a bit quieter than they were in my youth, but still. This is pathetic. It's sad. If I could weep, I would. But the starlight that pumps through my body in place of blood and tears doesn't allow for that anymore. So here I am, forced to YELL because I can't cry for you all. Does that make you happy?"
As he raved his tail lashed wildly, and his shimmering fur puffed up to make him look twice his normal size. He was furious. He was desperate. After a second, his form began to flicker, and he sighed.
"Oh grreaaaat, now I have to go back to CloudClan and get in trouble with the other spirits for doing this. If I fall out of existence because of your laziness, TreeClan, I swear to myself you'll be sorry! He yowled, before ascending back into the heavens from which he came.