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Post by Oakspirit on Dec 30, 2010 14:07:43 GMT -6
I'd slap the cow with my other arm and demand that it give it back!
What if you met a giant flaming bear that wanted to put you in his tea and drink you so you could hula in his stomach for all eternity?
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Post by Joystream on Dec 30, 2010 14:43:04 GMT -6
I would refuse to hula in his stomach for all eternity.
What would you do if you woke up to find that you have turned into a Austrailian acrobat dreaming of one day crossing the Arctic ocean with nothing but a six-pack of diet coke and a dancing monkey with eternal life?
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Post by Koisplash on Dec 30, 2010 15:00:08 GMT -6
I would throw away the six-pack of diet coke and put the dancing monkey in a zoo before dreaming of flying with only one crow's wing and three balls on my head.
What would you do if an angry bull wanted to shred you to bits and then throw your remains into the Pacific where you would reassemble yourself and then dance with mermaids for all eternity?
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Post by Cherry on Dec 30, 2010 15:08:25 GMT -6
I would use my ninjitsu powers to turn into a dragon andeat teh bull, and kill the mermaids. Ney.
What would you do if someone offered to turn you into a pokemon, and turned you into Magikarp?
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Post by Koisplash on Dec 30, 2010 15:17:10 GMT -6
I would brutally torture that person with a pointy pencil into turning me back into myself.
What would you do if you woke up on a single-passenger plane that was going to crash into Mt. Everest with your plane pilot dead of a heart attack, the AutoPilot switch and communication radio thingy broken, and a parachute with a hole in it in your plane?
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Post by Cherry on Dec 30, 2010 15:22:12 GMT -6
Scream like crazy.
What if your cat ate you homework that took 4 hours to finish?
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Post by Koisplash on Dec 30, 2010 15:26:59 GMT -6
I would make my cat cough it up, reassemble my homework, dry it with a hairdryer, and turn it in the next day and hope the teacher won't be able to tell the difference.
What would you do if you were in the middle of the Sahara Desert with no food, no water, a piece of wood, a blind old camel with only three legs, and only Justin Bieber to talk to?
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Post by Redstorm on Dec 30, 2010 15:40:12 GMT -6
id kill justin with the peice of wood, befriend the camel, go crazy, talk to the camel like a person then when dying of thirst id tell the camel to go on and live its life...
What would you do is 9 walrusses wearing clown wigs and riding on giant unicycles with two heads were coming at you to take you to their mother ship so they could turn you into one of them?
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Post by Procter on Dec 30, 2010 15:42:52 GMT -6
I would cream HECK YES and let them take me.
What would you do if your mom told you you were adopted?
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Post by Joystream on Dec 30, 2010 15:45:32 GMT -6
I would pack my bags and run away so I could attempt to find my real parents and maybe my real siblings unless their dead in that case I stay where I am.
What would you do if you encountered Zac Efron riding bareback on a flamingo while drinking an unusually large bottle of sparkling cider on the planet Neptune attempting to befriend the alien-cow?
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Post by Redstorm on Dec 30, 2010 15:55:34 GMT -6
before i answer i must only hope that bar back only means shirtless because if fully *dies from grossness*
anyway id shoot him an dlet the flamigo run away from him
what would you do if you saw giant hamsters in giant hamster balls running around on jupiter even though its not a solid planet?
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Post by Koisplash on Dec 30, 2010 16:40:23 GMT -6
I'd steal a hamster ball and then run it off Jupiter and kill myself.
Also, Redstorm, "bareback" means riding without a saddle. xD
What would you do if a "vampire" broke into your room to watch you sleep? (*cough* Twilight *cough*)
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Post by Lightningstrike on Dec 30, 2010 16:42:18 GMT -6
I would scream and kick the so called vampire in balls and call the police
What would you do if you met Taylor Lautner
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Post by Joystream on Dec 30, 2010 16:50:07 GMT -6
I wouldn't give a d***.
What would you do if you were framed for murder and had to get the electric chair during your senior year of high school on day of the senior prom?
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Post by Koisplash on Dec 30, 2010 16:55:01 GMT -6
I would scream, beat up the cops, chop the electric chair in half with a knife, steal the cop chief's wife's dress and cut it up with my knife to make it look better, and then rig the votes of the prom so I'm prom queen and then the crown makes up for everything. :-P What would you do if you were kidnapped and held hostage by a mob of rabid Twilight fangirls?
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