Post by Nightheart on Aug 30, 2011 18:05:52 GMT -6
WARNING MATURE!!!
DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH SWEARING!
1.) England is not allowed to cook, ever.
2.) Not even cereal.
3.) How did you manage to burn it?
4.) England is not allowed near a kitchen.
5.) England is not allowed to pretend to be Harry Potter.
6.) Nor is he allowed to call Scotland Ron Weasly.
7.) This is why your brothers hate you.
8.) France seconds that.
9.) England is not allowed to insult America's taste in music.
10.) He found the Miley Cyrus CDs under your bed.
11.) And your magazines.
12.) And they say Germany has weird fetishes.
13.) Japan is weirder.
14.) I told you guys, Two Girls One Cup isn't mine!
15.) Sure...
16.) England is not allowed to call America fat.
17.) We all know he's a sexy beast
18.) France and japan are in denial, ignore the laughter.
19.) England is not allowed to copy France's clothes.
20.) Only he can pull off the stupid and gay look.
21.) England is not allowed to screan out his 'friends' names during sex.
22.) Captain Hook was weird.
23.) Flying Mint Bunny was scary.
24.) We're worried.
25.) England is not allowed to drink rum.
26.) The crying is annoying.
27.) The recklessness is annoying.
28.) The sex is decent.
29.) England is not allowed to make America feel guilty about the revolutionary war.
30.) Anybody would had left you.
31.) Yes, you're that annoying.
32.) England is not allowed to insult Russia's nose.
33.) Look at yourr eyebrows, Iggy, look at them.
34.) Yes they're that noticeable.
35.) I swear you have more hair in them than your head.
36.) England is not allowed to name his eyebrows.
37.) Especially Alfred and Francis.
38.) We heard you yelling at them on plucking day.
39.) Japan feels left out.
40.) England is not allowed to mock America's Twilight.
41.) Actually he is.
42.) TEAM JACOB BITCHES!
43.) England is not allowed to forget Canada.
44.) Who?
45.) Your son.
46.) ...I swear to god it isn't mine.
47.) England is not allowed to donate scones to orphan children.
48.) Not only is it cruel but cheap too.
49.) England is not allowed to be a total Tsunder all the time.
50.) It kinda makes us feel bad.
DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH SWEARING!
1.) England is not allowed to cook, ever.
2.) Not even cereal.
3.) How did you manage to burn it?
4.) England is not allowed near a kitchen.
5.) England is not allowed to pretend to be Harry Potter.
6.) Nor is he allowed to call Scotland Ron Weasly.
7.) This is why your brothers hate you.
8.) France seconds that.
9.) England is not allowed to insult America's taste in music.
10.) He found the Miley Cyrus CDs under your bed.
11.) And your magazines.
12.) And they say Germany has weird fetishes.
13.) Japan is weirder.
14.) I told you guys, Two Girls One Cup isn't mine!
15.) Sure...
16.) England is not allowed to call America fat.
17.) We all know he's a sexy beast
18.) France and japan are in denial, ignore the laughter.
19.) England is not allowed to copy France's clothes.
20.) Only he can pull off the stupid and gay look.
21.) England is not allowed to screan out his 'friends' names during sex.
22.) Captain Hook was weird.
23.) Flying Mint Bunny was scary.
24.) We're worried.
25.) England is not allowed to drink rum.
26.) The crying is annoying.
27.) The recklessness is annoying.
28.) The sex is decent.
29.) England is not allowed to make America feel guilty about the revolutionary war.
30.) Anybody would had left you.
31.) Yes, you're that annoying.
32.) England is not allowed to insult Russia's nose.
33.) Look at yourr eyebrows, Iggy, look at them.
34.) Yes they're that noticeable.
35.) I swear you have more hair in them than your head.
36.) England is not allowed to name his eyebrows.
37.) Especially Alfred and Francis.
38.) We heard you yelling at them on plucking day.
39.) Japan feels left out.
40.) England is not allowed to mock America's Twilight.
41.) Actually he is.
42.) TEAM JACOB BITCHES!
43.) England is not allowed to forget Canada.
44.) Who?
45.) Your son.
46.) ...I swear to god it isn't mine.
47.) England is not allowed to donate scones to orphan children.
48.) Not only is it cruel but cheap too.
49.) England is not allowed to be a total Tsunder all the time.
50.) It kinda makes us feel bad.
