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Post by Edgepaw on Mar 27, 2016 1:53:41 GMT -6
"...Why would anyone in their right mind eat that?" He asked. "I'm legitimately worried about your sanity," he told her. The wind picked up slightly, ruffling his already messy fur. He fixed it, taking a moment to reply. "I don't freeze my own pee. I don't have super powers, unfortunately." He blinked. "Yes, but in a I'm-laughing-at-you-not-with-you kind of way."
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Post by Silverhawk on Mar 27, 2016 1:58:02 GMT -6
She shrugged. "Maybe someone not in their right mind? You're being awfully discriminatory." She sniggered, nudging the tom teasingly. Her head tilted and she adopted a disappointed look. "You're not? Well, there goes that theory." She'd already decided that Edgekit wasn't the super-solider she'd expected when he'd first appeared; but he was tolerable. "Hey, I don't mind. Any laughter is good. I'm just glad you have a sense of human. By the way, we're totally friends now. Like, for life. Can't escape it."
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Post by Edgepaw on Mar 27, 2016 2:03:52 GMT -6
"Hmm.. So, someone such as yourself? I'd rather you not eat my pee. You might get sick—wouldn't want you to waste our herbs." He grinned at her. "I mean, I might. You never know," he shrugged, trying to look as mysterious as possible. "Of course I have a sense of humor. Anyone who doesn't can't properly be called living." He grinned. "Ew. Really? Fine."
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Post by Silverhawk on Mar 27, 2016 2:08:58 GMT -6
She purred, her head tipping to the side. "You'd let your medicine cat treat me? Aww, you do care." She felt the urge to hug him but resisted it because she didn't feel Edgekit was at the stage where he'd excitedly hug her back. Maybe later? "So a zombie cat? I don't think not being able to laugh would be a priority if I woke up and discovered I was a zombie." She pet Edgekit's head. "I'd come for you first."
Eclipse clicked her teeth, beaming proudly. "Yes! We'll have slumber-parties and raid each others clans and then make a suicide pact and die together. That's what happens in all the stories. It'll be epic."
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Post by Edgepaw on Mar 27, 2016 2:14:39 GMT -6
Edgekit huffed. "I wouldn't want them to waste herbs on you." He repeated, reaching out to push at her shoulder in hopes that she'd fall over. "It might, you never know." He shrugged. "Oh? I could easily fight you off. Don't even try," he warned her. His forehead furrowed in confusion. "Those are some very contrasting activities," he pointed out. "And just FYI I'm not planning on killing myself any time soon."
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Post by Silverhawk on Mar 27, 2016 2:20:02 GMT -6
"We'll just see," she replied confidently. Maybe if she chewed off her leg and asked for help he'd help her. It would definitely be an experiment to consider sometime. "You?" She laughed. "No way. You look like one of those 'I'll talk about my feelings to make me look deep and hot' kind of guy, not a 'fight me' guy." She was sure he had claws of course, but he hadn't exactly had training. And he wasn't buff.
Eclipse laughed. "I know!" The statement was a proud one, even though at this point she had no idea what she was talking about. We'll just discuss it later. How does that sound?"
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Post by Edgepaw on Mar 27, 2016 2:26:49 GMT -6
"What's that supposed to mean?" He asked, fearing slightly for her health. There was no way she was okay in the head. Ah, well, all the more fun to talk to. "Feelings? Me? Feelings are gross and sappy. Don't get them near me, please. I don't want any." His father was a rather closed off character, and he wasn't one to talk about his feelings. "I do agree with the hot part of the sentence, though." He grinned. "Hmm. Not entirely great, but oh well."
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Post by Silverhawk on Mar 28, 2016 18:00:02 GMT -6
Eclipsepaw hadn't really known what she'd meant either, so she just smirked. She figured the silence would make him apprehensive enough so an actual answer wasn't necessary. "Well, you're never going to get yourself a man with that attitude," she laughed, nudging Edgekit playfully. From what she understood, feelings were essential in a relationship.
She flicked her ears back ruefully. "You know, you're awfully laid-back for someone so disagreeable. It's a strange mix." She chuckled, shaking her head. "It's like you saying, 'oh no please don't eat me' then climbing into the frying pan yourself."
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Post by Edgepaw on Mar 28, 2016 19:19:32 GMT -6
"What makes you think I'm into boys?" He asked suspiciously, eyeing Eclipsepaw. Not that he was into anyone yet, but he had found some she-cats to be... pretty. "I can't tell if that's a compliment or not, but thank you." He smirked at her, his tail flicking back and forth. "I'm not that much of an idiot," he retorted, "unlike some people." An amused, mischievous glint appeared in his amber eyes.
After a moment, the tom spoke up again. "What's it like being a bunny-chaser anyway? You guys are really missing out, let me tell you."
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