Corrupt a Wish Foundation!

[Deleted]

Sure, but all the employees start begging for a raise and it gets so annoying that you quit

I wish to get past the FRIGGIN QUEST ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHEN YOU ARE THE RAPTOR AHHHH

[Lionpaw]

Granted, but right after you finish the quest, the game glitches and it deletes all of your saved data.
I wish for angel wings.

[Rainspark]

Granted, but the angels get mad that you stole their wings and they send you to hell

I wish I had no allergies

[Emberstorm]

Granted, but you get sick quite easily instead.

I wish for a sword

[Rainspark]

Granted, but the sword sprouts another edge and I pales you

I wish I worked at fairy tail

[Deleted]

Granted, but it collapses on you the next day.

I wish I could sing.

[Rainspark]

Granted, but you become a pop star and become the next Miley Cyrus

I wish I could tell what others were feeling without reading their minds

[Disturbed]

Granted, but people will be mad at you for invading their personal feelings.

I wish I could get rid of my younger brother.

[Sunfish]

Granted, but you find yourself wanting him back.

I wish I could get my tattoo sooner than in a month.

[Owlpaw]

Granted, but the guy who's doing it has hiccups and messes it up.
I wish I was a cat

[Rainshadow]

.Granted, but you soon come face to face with a dog and he makes your life a living nightmare.

I wish I had a horse.

[Sunfish]

Granted, but it's a wild horse and it's become impossible to tame.

I wish I could get another rat.

[Rainspark]

Granted, but your two rats have infinite children and then you have too many rats

I wish I could use re-equip magic

[Ivor]

Granted, but you're re-equip magic errors and you get squished by the equipment

I wish I had a giant mutant cat made from oreos

[Rainspark]

Granted, but then the mutation spreads to you, and you die of oreos

I wish that I had a portable copy of paper mario