Corrupt a Wish Foundation!

[Owlpaw]

Granted, but you become overly obsessed and die playing.

I wish for a sequel to Harry Potter

[Disturbed]

Granted, but all of your favorite characters die.

I wish I could draw.

[Sunfish]

Granted, but then you get so bombarded with requests you rage quit.

I wish this Pokemon game would never end.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but all of the Pokemon disappear.

I wish had straight A's.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you end up on all honers classes and drown in so much homework.

I wish I had more friends

[Disturbed]

Granted, but all of your friends hate everything you love.

I wish I was outgoing.

[Sunfish]

Granted, but you become to rowdy that you get banned from the library.

I wish Christmas was already here.

[Rainspark]

Granted, but then it never comes again AND YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CAROLS EVERY YEAR

I wish my friend would never ignore me, and always be with me, except for in the bathroom/shower/etc

[Deleted]

Granted, she or he gets so annoying that you dump her/him

I wish for a Hylian Shield (in Zelda :3)

[Mudslide]

Granted, but then it turns on you and kills you

I wish for non-healthy school lunches

[Freezeflame]

Granted, but they are all fried, and they're so greasy they're basically impossible to eat

I wish my scarf was indestructible

[Deleted]

Granted, but when you get older it gets to small for you and you are unable to use it.

I wish I could meet a celebrity.

[Freezeflame]

(that corruption made me scream. My scarf is my life.)

Granted, but you get trampled by their fans and die

I wish that I was immortal and 30000000 feet tall

[Tigerfrost]

Granted, but no one likes you because they are all scared of you and you are alone for the rest of your immortal life.

I wish I was normal.

[Freezeflame]

Granted. you're boring.

I wish I could actually draw...